Justin Bieber’s Latest Bathroom Break — Where Did He Pee This Time?
We’re beginning to think our man Justin Bieber’s got a pretty small bladder, because when it comes to bathroom emergencies, the Biebs just can’t seem to wait for a real bathroom. You know, the kind with indoor plumbing. Or a toilet.
Justin’s last unconventional urine receptacle of choice? A mop bucket. What a classic! But it’s 2014 now, and mop buckets are so last year. This time, Justin peed directly into the driven snow, TMZ reports.
Justin hit the slopes with friends — including the now notorious Lil Za — over the weekend in Snowmass, Colorado, and on Sunday night, he decided to mark his territory. According to an eyewitness, Justin’s entourage pulled over in a wealthy neighborhood, let him out, and Justin proceeded to pee his initials in the snow.
Because when you’re Justin Bieber, you don’t simply pee in the snow — you leave a design behind for others to enjoy. But considering the fact that it was less than a week ago since Justin’s last run-in with the cops (and the recent rumors of a drug addiction), we’d think he’d be trying to keep a low profile right about now.
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Just try to hold it ‘til you’re not in a residential area next time, Justin.