14 Things We’d Probably See in the 2015 Kardashian Christmas Card

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14 Things We’d Probably See in the 2015 Kardashian Christmas Card


Every single year for decades — with the exception of 2014, when they “didn’t have time” — the Kardashian-Jenners have made quite a spectacle of their family holiday card. Heck, their over-the-top, futuristic photo shoot for 2013’s installment (pictured below) got its own Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode!

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But unfortunately, much like last year, the klan won't be releasing a new festive photo this year. "I feel I can't do one anymore!," Kris Jenner said at The Hollywood Reporter's Women in Entertainment luncheon on December 9. It’s a bummer, but they’re busy people these days, you know?

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To ease our disappointment, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to envision what this year’s kard would've potentially looked like, based on the events that transpired for each of the family members in 2015. Here goes:

  1. Kim Kardashian would be two-weeks postpartum and thus obstructed by a relative — god forbid she show off her post-baby body before it’s ready!

  2. Kanye West would be rockin’ Yeezy Boosts, the Shoe of the Year.

  3. North West would be wearing her signature: a tutu, a Balmain blazer, a ponytail, and a scowl.

  4. Saint West would be MIA, because a Kristmas Kard is not the proper way for a Kardashian kid to make his debut.

  5. Kourtney Kardashian would be showing off her hot revenge bod in a crop top.

  6. Scott Disick would be on the end of the photo, if at all, in case he falls off the wagon again and needs to get cropped out last minute.

  7. Khloe Kardashian would be holding cut-outs of Lamar Odom and James Harden to appropriately depict The Great Khloe K. Love Triangle of 2015.

  8. Kris Jenner would still be sulking over how mean Caitlyn was to her in that Vanity Fair cover story/all year long.

  9. Corey Gamble would be awkwardly standing in the background and wearing sunglasses, as per uzhe.

  10. Kylie Jenner would be wearing Kylie Lip Kit and sexily Snapchatting the whole freakin’ photoshoot.

  11. Tyga would be standing somewhere near his new lunch buddy, Scott Disick (see No. 6).

  12. Kendall Jenner would be photoshopped in because she’s a legit model and busy AF these days.

  13. Rob Kardashian would obviously sit this one out for the third year in a row.

  14. Caitlyn Jenner would certainly not be locked up in a glass case anymore. She’s free, guys!


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Stay tuned to find out if the reality TV family surprises us by releasing a belated holiday card this year despite Kris's comments. In the meantime, we’re okay with the one in our imaginations.

PS: Check out all the Kardashian Kristmas Kards Through The Years!