Remember when Kanye West was trolling around Los Angeles being a perfect human specimen and then he was brutally attacked by an evil / jealous signpost? So do we, because it was completely amazing.
Luckily, Kanye didn't sustain a serious injury, but he did launch into a deranged (by which we mean poetic) verbal assault on some random paparazzo, and dude has been in a bad mood ever since.
The good news? It looks like Kanye is finally able to make fun of himself. Kinda. Not really. But, little buddy is trying. This newly anointed member of the Kardashian Klan recently filmed some promos for SNL (he'll be performing on May 18), and yep –– he was rocking a giant Band-Aid on his forehead.
Despite the injustice of it all (damn you forever, signs!), Yeezy managed to make a few deadpan jokes with SNL host Ben Affleck and Fred Armisen –– though he refused to free-style. Please, how dare anyone even ask him? Especially when he made his feelings so clear during a recent performance in New York, in which he rapped "So I don't want nobody trying to run up on me with no cameras, trying to sell pictures and sh–– to magazines, asking me no dumbass questions, throwing me off of my focus and sh––."
Hear that, SNL? Step off.