Consider us obsessed with Kim Kardashian's crazy/beautiful aunt, Karen Haughton (Kris Jenner's sister). This feisty broad hit up her niece’s Beverly Hills baby shower on June 2, and let's just say she was all kinds of hilarious. And possibly slightly tipsy, not that we're judging.
TMZ caught up with Aunt Karen at Kim's soirée, where she was rambling inanely to a bunch of lurking paparazzi. Man, did she have the deets about Kim's baby bash! Unfortunately, most of what she said turned out to be completely inaccurate.
First of all, Karen said she spent the event feasting on a spread of marshmallows, cake, and scrambled eggs. Sounds delicious (or something), but then she changed her mind and was just like "COOKIES." Second of all, Karen declared that Kim and Kanye West gave all their guests Rolex watches (which TMZ insists is false), and that Kanye is only a "little taller" than Kim (um, also false — Kim is 5'3" and Kanye is 5'8").
The good news? Karen kept her wits about her and didn't accidentally reveal the baby's gender, saying "I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement!" Luckily, Kim announced that she's having a girl during the premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, so now Karen can blab as much as she wants.
Also, someone please get this lady her own television show (or have her regularly guest star on her sister’s). We want her to be our new best friend from TV.