We’ve all been blown away by Khloe Kardashian’s super svelte bod these days, and we’ve been doubly blown away by her honesty about the long, slow journey it was to get here. But wait, there’s more! According to OK! magazine, Khloe isn’t telling us the whole truth—she’s secretly been getting liposuction on the side. If we believed this for a second, our minds would be triply blown!

“The star has had a couple of procedures she prefers to keep under wraps,” reports the tabloid. Her “favorite” procedure is apparently called i-Lipo, and it’s a, “laser treatment that shrinks fat cells and promises to shape the body without pain or dieting.”

It’s a miracle!

“She has tried i-Lipo on her hips, legs and stomach,” an insider told the mag, “She’s kind of obsessed because they say you can go down almost a jeans size.”

If this is her favorite, she must like it way better than the other treatments she’s reportedly tried, like the Zerona laser and surgical liposuction.

Don’t worry, Koko lovers, she’s not looking for anything crazy here. “She doesn’t want to be perfect,” says the insider. “She just wants to wear her skinny jeans without feeling like she’d have to unbutton the top button after going for pizza.”

Sure, a pizza binge sounds like a good reason to have a laser procedure! Also, we all remember that this was a months long process for Khloe, right? If she’d slimmed down overnight we’d at least consider this story, but as it is....not so much.  

Source: OK! Magazine via GossipCop