What did the Kardashians ever do to piss off Vanity Fair?
The venerable magazine's website has been running a series of "exclusively obtained diary entries of Knorth Kardashian West." (For the record, we wouldn't be surprised if that turned out to be Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's ultimate choice for a baby name.)
Sounds funny in concept, right? But in execution, it's ruthless. Some of it's funny, but most of it is nastily sassy — with an emphasis on the "ass."
Apparently the writer behind "Knorth" — who cowers behind the initials DBNR in his or her byline — did not appreciate the outfits Kim Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban wore as they dined together in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, June 12.
Knorth says that that "door tassel from Pier 1" Kim is wearing around her neck is "actually a tiny f—king bell that I ring when I have doubts about ever coming out of here."
The cherub compares Kim's green dress to a jersey sheet and says that that reality star "paired this rayon atrocity with a white blazer that looks like it breathes about as well as Khloe Kardashian running a half-marathon?"
Bam. Now that's a low-blow. And for the record, Knorth, have you seen Khloe lately?
And Kim's friend Jonathan didn't escape the haterade. Knorth calls him a "chinless layabout" who has his "f—king shirt unbuttoned down to 1977."
OK, we'll grant you this, Knorth: the shirt comment is pretty effing funny. But the rest of it is cruel, if you ask us.
Like Taylor Swift sings, why you gotta be so mean?
Source: Vanity Fair