Rumors of Khloe Kardashian’s crazy marriage woes have been back in the tabloids for weeks now. First, she’d kicked husband Lamar Odom out of the house, for allegedly carrying on a yearlong affair. Then, it turned out she’d kicked him out of bed long before that. Now, Lamar’s supposed mistress has come forward to apologize, and tell Khloe that Lamar is never going to stop cheating! Was there any doubt that a splashy divorce headline was far behind?

Nope! We can always count on Star magazine. The tabloid ran a massive spread on their latest cover, and it reads thusly:

Khloe & Lamar
$67 Million Divorce!
Lamar Goes Berserk!
·      Attacks photographer outside his lover’s house on July 10
·      Khloe confronts him in an epic screaming match
·      Mom Kris calls emergency family meeting

Quelle horreur! Sounds tragic, no? It sure does, and it sounded equally tragic last October, when Star ran the exact same headline!

Khloe & Lamar
$67 Million Divorce!
·      The drunken fight that finally tore them apart
·      Lamar snaps: “You can’t give me kids!”
·      Khloe doesn’t know Lamar has met with lawyers

Since that one clearly wasn’t true, because Khloe and Lamar are still very much married, we’re going to go ahead and call shenanigans on this new one. But we’ll set our alarms for nine months, when we fully expect to see this headline again!


Source: Celebrity Dirty Laundry, GossipCop