Seven years and two kids later, Scott Disick finally managed to get girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian to agree to a ring. The famously marriage-shy socialite has always been open about her concerns on walking down the aisle, but her long-term beau must have finally convinced Kourt judging from a photo the two shared last week.

“Finally did it,” Scott messaged alongside a picture of a ring unlike any we’ve ever seen. It’s big, it’s bright, it’s...balloons?

That’s right. There’s no new Kardashian wedding on the horizon (unless you have something to tell us, Kim and Kanye?). Scott and Kourt just thought they’d pull a fast one and make it seem like they’d gotten engaged. Come on, guys. No fair.

Credit: Scott Disick on Instagram

So what is it about these two and getting married?! Don’t they understand our insatiable appetite for all events choreographed by Ryan Seacrest? Even Mama Jenner is getting frustrated.

"I think they all think they're Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn now,” Kris said on The Talk referencing one of Hollywood’s most famously unwed duos (30 years and counting!). “It's like, 'Oh, we're going to do just do this.'”

Kris, we know we don’t often agree but you’ve got a point. It’s about time these two crazy kids got hitched. Just think how cute a ring bearer Mason would be? And can you imagine Penelope as a flower girl?! Heart melted.

Source: Scott Disick on Instagram