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Kim Kardashian may still be taking her time to hide out in a plastic surgery suite at home nearly two months after the birth of daughter North West, but it looks like the wait for her big reveal may soon be over.

Celeb Dirty Laundry reports that Kim is planning to make her first official post-baby appearance on the VMA red carpet prior to Kanye West's performance at the event. 

The only catch, according to the dubious report, is that Kim will have to run the plan by Kanye first, and he's allegedly got some serious issues with Kimmy appearing anywhere — be it a Keek video, Kris Jenner's talk show, or another season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

We've got some serious doubts about why Kanye would even choose to date a member of the Kardashian krew if he's as big a media-phobe as all of these reports seem to indicate.

If he wanted to date someone outside of the media spotlight, there are plenty of women in this world — billions, at last count — many of whom have pretty faces, big butts, no reality show, and would love to have a bossy superstar buy them stuff. 

 Source: Celeb Dirty Laundry


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