Michael, who met Kourtney on the set of a photo shoot for 944 magazine in 2008, claims that Kourt hinted at strife in her relationship and began texting Michael, asking him to hang out.
The pair eventually met up in Glendale, California in 2009, where Michael alleges the pair had "unprotected vaginal sex." In case you were unclear on how babies are made, he added, "I ejaculated inside [Kourtney's] vagina."
Michael claims that once photos of Mason were made public, he was dumbfounded by how much the baby looked like him, so he contacted Kourtney, who wanted nothing to do with him, so, like any good father, he called up the tabloids.
The real kicker is that Michael is trying to further his argument by saying that baby Penelope looks nothing like Mason, while the two children couldn't be more physically similar if they'd been cloned.
Kourtney's attorney dismissed all of Michael's accusations as tall tales, saying, "This individual has been selling false and fabricated stories to the tabloids for years about Kourtney Kardashian and her son, Mason. Scott Disick is Mason’s father."
Michael is seeking joint custody of 3-year-old Mason and a hearing has been scheduled for September.
Who do you think Mason's father is?