There are only a few cardinal rules when you’re in a relationship: stick to the terms you’ve agreed to, don’t steal the covers, and, if you’re famous, don’t go blabbing a lot of stuff about your famous friends to guys you’ll divorce in less than three months.

Unfortunately, Kim Kardashian forgot to read the fine print about item number three.

According to Life & Style, while Kim was married to NBA star Kris Humphries, she would lay around in bed regaling him with stories of how bad Kanye West smelled. No, seriously. That’s what some anonymous source is claiming. Now, it could all come back to bite Kim in the ample derriere, because Kris may just write a tell-all about it.

“Kris has so much dirt on Kim and the Kardashians,” the source says.  “He could tell all about how the whole show is fake, how Kim is a self-absorbed monster and how she would say mean things about Kanye West, like how he smells bad in bed and how she’s not attracted to him at all.”

While many claim that Kim married — and divorced — Kris just for publicity, the source says that’s simply not the case. According to this amazing storyteller’s legend, the pair divorced because Kris didn’t want to get down with Kim.

“Kim has a high sex drive, and would wait at home for him in her sexiest lingerie — but he’d stumble in after 2 a.m. completely uninterested,” says the source.

Despite Kim’s protests, Kris just couldn’t muster enthusiasm for his wife. “Kris just told Kim they needed to pray on it. This was the real reason they started to unravel.”

Protip: supercharged romance rarely begins with discussion of a third party’s poor hygiene.

Source: Life & Style



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