Khloé: I was a teenager and a pathological liar.
11. Duly noted, Khlo
Khloé: Please don't ask us something when we have food in our mouths.
10. We won't lie: She kinda is the fun one
Khloé: [D]on't be jealous just cuz I'm the fun one. Just kidding! Lol!
9. Just your typical game of make-believe
Kim, to Kourtney: Remember when we'd play and you'd pretend to be Donna Karan?
8. This is truly shocking
Kim: I always wanted to be the center of attention...
7. *Cough* Perez *cough*
Khloé: [One time] a celebrity website had pictures of the two of us and said mean things like Kourtney was "rabbit-toothed" and I was a "fat transvestite."
6. Ah, a young girl's dreams...
Khloé: When I was young I fantasized about being a Victoria's Secret model. Because back in those days they were the only models who were allowed to have boob and a butt.
Khloé: Nicole Richie gave me the nickname "Khlo-Money" (or Money for short) because I was supposedly the one in our crowd that always had money.
4. The Kardashians, bitchy? Never!
All: You don't have to be a bitch, but being direct doesn't make you a bitch.
3. Ya think?
All: Let's face it, Kris [Jenner] can be kind of exhausting.
2. Well, you did elope when you were 19...
Kim: I feel a hundred years old already, like I've been doing this dating stuff for so long!
1. We believe it!
All: We won't lie to you. Being a celebrity can be pretty fabulous.
25. Or the Big Bang
All: Some people say it all started with Kim's bootylicious butt.
24. … and they cannot lie!
Kim: I always had a big butt — but so did Kourtney, just not as big as mine.
23. They've got the curves to prove it
All: We’re not slaves to certain numbers on a scale.
22. We just threw up a little in our mouths
Kourtney: I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.
21. We just threw up a little more in our mouths
Khloé: I'm Armenian and I get oily.
20. So much for self-love...
Kourtney: Whenever I look at my old pictures… I look so ugly and my eyes look weird.
19. Don't look to us for an answer!
All: For a while, we wore boxers under our skirts. Who knows why we thought that was cool.
18. Khloé shares a truism
Khloé: Your bikini, I believe, should always be waxed.
17. Families that shop together stay together!
Kourtney: When we have fights in our family, they usually don't end with an apology. Instead, you just make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, "You want to go shopping?"
16. No wonder she's a sex symbol!
Kim: I yawn a lot.
15. … or tape yourself doing it and lose said sex tape
Khloé: I ended up losing my virginity… when I was only 14. You should never, EVER have sex when you're that young.
14. She's just like us!
Khloé: I'm paranoid about having bad breath or body odor.
13. We bet it's real tight...
Kim: I was always on a budget. I still am.