Between Kris Jenner pontificating over whether to meet up with the man who helped end her first marriage, and Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick becoming party pals, Season 7, Episode 15 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was chock full of fun quotables from our favorite reality fam. Here are our top ten faves!

9. Let the rumors begin!
Khloe (to Kourtney): Then the rumors will start: ‘Kim and Scott boning!’

8. Sweet tennis release
Kris: It feels really good to make any noise I want to make and no one’s going to judge me.

7. Uh oh
Todd Waterman (to Kris, as they’re hugging): I don’t want to let go.

6. Fess up, young ones
Bruce (to Kylie and Kendall): Her bark is usually worse than her bite… Be honest, tell her what happened, take the rap, move on.

5. Telling it like it is
Bruce: Twenty years later? Why would she even talk to him? She never should’ve done that … He was a scumbag back then. He still is.

4. Polite or invite?
Kris (dictating her email to Todd): Hi Todd, kind of weird that I have never run into you in 24 years. Life has been really good to both of us, and for that I am grateful. I wish you good things.

3. An unexpected party pal
Scott: Never in a million years did I think Kim would be my partner in crime for going out, but all of a sudden, she’s got a little bounce in her step.

2. Unearthing ancient history
Kris (to her assistant Noelle, about Todd): I feel like I have something to say. I feel like it doesn’t have to be by email. I feel like there’s this little file up in my head that has his name on it and I don’t want to have any regrets.

1. Some daughterly advice
Kim (to Kris): Do you want to stay married?… Then stay far away from him. He already ruined your first marriage.


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