For the Season 7 finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the gang saved the best for last. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick finally welcomed their daughter into the world, while Khloe and Kim grappled with their fertility issues. Needless to say, the gang dropped a ton of quotables during the episode. Since the show was all about pulling finally getting that bun out of the oven, here are a baker’s dozen of our favorite lines!
Khloe: Right now I’m freaking myself out because like who doesn’t produce eggs?
Kris: I’m a Momager people, have a little respect!
Kris: Why don’t you go play with your gold medal?
Bruce: At least I have one!
All About Bruce
Bruce (to Brandon and Brody): No pictures of Kris. Kind of nice. No Kim pictures, just the old man!
What Took You So Long, KW?
Kanye West (to Khloe, on taking so long to get together with Kim): It’s also me being responsible for my heart and everything.
Poke Me Once, Shame on You…
Kim (on Kris attempting to give her a stomach injection and stabbing her finger instead): This is such a sh*tshow.
Lam Lam the Good Man
Lamar: It was just meant to be for me to just have one baby for a little bit.
Khloe: Who’s your one baby?
Lamar: Sugar dumplings.
Scott (to Kourtney about being sad Mason’s no longer going to be their only child): Have you seen what happens to only children? (Points to himself.)
A Man’s Perspective on Childbirth
Scott (to Kourtney on being in labor): You’re going to feel skinnier than ever in a few hours.
Kourtney: Her name’s Penelope.
Mason: No, her name is Sister.
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