Someone has a cruuuuuuush! Apparently, pop princess Britney Spears is obsessed with Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend, Scott Disick!

So says the National Enquirer, anyway. According to their “source”, Brit met Lord Disick through his sister-in-common-law, Khloe Kardashian, when the two worked together on The X-Factor. She “fell hard” and has been “obsessed” ever since, because she liked him on Keeping Up With The Kardashians but thinks, “he’s ten times cuter in person.”

So what does obsession look like in Britney Spears-land? The Enquirer’s source claims that “she still fantasizes about him,” has, “plastered pictures of him all over her bedroom walls” and, “watches clips of him on YouTube.”

Awwww, now we’re just imagining Britney sitting by her pool, doodling hearts saying “Britney Disick” on a notebook and texting Scott, “I’m a Slave 4 U.”

Sadly, that probably isn’t true, nor is the claim that a mistrusting Kourtney has forbidden Scott from going anywhere near Britney. A source in Spears’ camp told Gossip Cop, “I thought I was reading the funny pages when I saw that [story].”

On the plus side, Britney’s new mystery man can probably breathe a sigh of relief.

Source: National Enquirer via Gossip Cop