This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, Episode 7, the fam was battling relationship woes on two sides of the familial spectrum. And let’s not forget poor Kris Jenner nursing both a swollen lip and a broken toe. As usual, their trials and tribulations resulted in some choice quotes. Here are our 10 favorites!

Trouble in paradise?
Bruce (to Kris, after finding out she almost met up with ex-flame Todd Waterman, on why he’s packing his things): Many reasons why, honey, but I’m staying downstairs.

Bored to death
Scott (to Rob): I hope somebody kills me out here, put me out of my misery.

Divine retribution
Bruce (to Rob and Kim about Kris’ swollen lip): Actually it’s God punishing her for giving Todd her email.

A little tact, please?
Kim (to Kris): It looks like your lip is going to explode!

Grown men
Bruce (to Scott): That was a funny prank you played on the girls. What were you drinking? Real mature.

Carpe diem
Bruce (on talking to Scott about his attitude) I don’t want to criticize him. I just want to say something to help him deal with people. Life’s too short.
Kris: Yeah and life’s too short for you to sit around and worry if I met up with my ex-boyfriend again.

Lip service
Bruce (to Kris): How can you not love a girl with a lip like that… Okay I’ll make up with you… I’ll actually kiss the lip.

Real talk
Scott (to Bruce):  Truthfully I’m scared every single day that I’m going to wake up and she’s going to tell me it’s over because I did one little thing.


Practice what you preach
Kris (to Kourtney, about Scott): Do you ever do anything nice for him?
Kourtney: Mom, you’re the one to talk.

Next time, get it in writing
Scott (to Kourtney): The whole reason I had another kid with you is that you agreed to get married when we had another kid… I’m not going to keep trying with you forever.


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