We’ve been hearing a lot from former Kardashian nanny Pam Behan lately—that Kris Jenner has a crazy temper, that Kourtney Kardashian hated stepdad Bruce Jenner, etc.—but Star magazine has a new headline that took us by surprise!
Under the blaring headline proclaiming, “Kardashian Nanny Tells All!” the cover reads: “Teen sex romps in parents’ bed.”
Whoa. Call us crazy, but we have a feeling that if that was true it would have come out already, right? Nanny Pam has been dropping Kardashian bombs for years now, since she started writing (and, ahem, promoting) Malibu Nanny: Adventures of the Former Kardashian Nanny. Unless this is the most carefully leaked memoir in the history of memoirs, it seems pretty unlikely that this would have stayed a secret so long.
Maybe they mean the fact that Pam spilled the story of Kim Kardashian losing her virginity to Michael Jackson’s nephew TJ when she was 14? In which case, sorry guys, this ain’t breaking news.
If it’s something else, then, well, we’ll probably believe it just about as much as we believed this story in Star. And this one. And this one.
Source: Star magazine via PerezHilton