In case you didn’t realize it already, Kim Kardashian is basically an all-powerful goddess who rules everything. She sits on a throne of sparkles, perfume, and self-tanner — and commands the universe with one wave of her perfectly-manicured hand.
So if Kim Kardashian wants to help a former reality star stage a big TV comeback and revitalize his floundering career, you’d better believe she can. This year, Kim has her sights set on one former reality heartthrob in particular: Her little stepbrother Brody Jenner!
For those of you who never watched The Hills: 1. We’re never speaking to you again. 2. You must have been in some sort of coma between the years of 2006 and 2010, because that’s the only way you could have missed this MTV pop culture phenomenon.
Brody appeared in seasons 2-6 of the Lauren Conrad-fronted reality series. During that time, he dated Lauren, her high school rival Kristin Cavallari, and Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
After The Hills ended in 2010, Brody spent a few years dating Avril Lavigne, but his career has pretty much stalled. Enter his fairy godsister Kim — whose mother, Kris Jenner, is married to Brody’s dad, Bruce — with the solution.
Brody will be a full-time cast member on Season 8 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and Kim is already taking her step-bro under her wing. The two have been spotted out shopping together (with their TV crews in tow, of course), and Kim has tweeted about him multiple times.
On April 15, Kim posted a photo of herself and Brody chillin’ together and having a laid-back “Bro night.” See Brody? You’re getting more famous already! Just keep hanging out with the gorgeous pregnant lady covered in fake tan, and your career should be back up to superstar level in no time.
That’s the power of Kim Kardashian.
Source: Kim Kardashian on Instagram