Reports of Kris Jenner's death are greatly exaggerated. As in, totally false.
Last night, "RIP Kris Jenner" started trending on Twitter, the way Twitter sometimes gets it in its head to kill off celebrities for attention. (Bad Twitter!)
Kris's daughter Kim Kardashian tweeted late Monday night, "The awkward moment when 'RIP Kris Jenner' is trending yet I'm the phone with her! LOL." It is awkward when that happens, right? Kris re-tweeted that note herself, so either someone is impersonating Kris — dun dun DUN! — or she's alive. Or a spirit haunting us all.
Maybe Jeremy Renner started this whole thing as a sly way of getting rid of the whole Kardashian clan...