Credit: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images Photo: Pregnant Kim Kardashian at Elton John's 2013 Oscars After Party

Sorry, Kim Kardashian: Looks like your sex tape is the John McClane of X-rated celebrity videos, and Saturday, February 23 was not its day to Die Hard. TMZ reports that the unedited master copy of Kim’s least favorite home movie was almost incinerated in a fire on Saturday night.

The blaze broke out in the office of Vivid Entertainment founder Steve Hirsch, threatening to scorch his safe and all the celeb sex tapes secured therein, including explicit videos of Kendra Wilkinson, Pamela Anderson, Jimi Hendrix, and many more.

Steve was miles away at the time, watching the LA Clippers shoot hoops, and rushed back to his office when he got a frantic phone call. To his great relief, we imagine, the safe was toasty but the contents were safe.

It’s not like the video hasn’t been duplicated thousands of times by now, and it’s not like it doesn’t exist on the hard drives of thousands of sex-crazed teenager boys, but Kim surely would have felt a certain smugness had Steve lost his prized possession!

Source: TMZ