The marriage only lasted 72 days, but the divorce could end up hitting major milestones. Kim Kardashian, who is pregnant with Kanye West's child, is reportedly frustrated with how long it’s taking to finish off her divorce from Kris Humphries. She thinks he’s stalling.
But Kris's lawyer, Marshall W. Waller, fired back — filing papers that accuse Kim of using her baby as an excuse to speed things up. "What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Kris] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial."
Why did he call the pregnancy "unplanned"? "Indeed, why would [Kim] plan to get pregnant in the midst of divorce proceedings?"
Burn, indeed! Although Kanye already outed this as an unplanned pregnancy when he sang/rapped about it during his December 30 concert in Atlantic city: "Even if it wasn't planned, God brought us a whole new plan. ... 'Cause now you're having my baby."
It's too bad God didn't give them a whole new plan for how to deal with the guy Kim was still married to.