Kim Kardashian got an uber-creepy looking facial of her own blood on a recent episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami. After watching this beautiful woman get stabbed in the face with needles because she ”loves trying anything that makes you look and feel youthful,” we got to thinking about Kim’s other weird beauty tricks. Below, here are our favorite bizarro beauty tidbits from this famous fashionista.

She covers her face in...some sort of yellow goo?
This is a beauty secret so bizarre, we don’t even know what it is! Kim tweeted a photo of herself, and it looked like her face had been scribbled on with something gooey and yellow, which we can only assume is some sort of primer. It looks crazy, but judging by Kim’s flawless skin, it totally works.

She gets makeup done while she sleeps.
The image of corpse Kim in this photo is the weirdest part about it, but a close second is the reason she posted it! Apparently, Kim used to get her makeup done while she was sleeping, so she woke up looking glam and gorgeous. Forget the makeup, if we could just sleep that well we’d be looking prettier in no time!

She puts gold on her skin.
This one sounds so weird, but makes so much sense when you think about. Kim apparently gets that great complexion by putting gold on it. Literally, by getting a weekly UMO 24-karat facial. We’re not sure exactly how it works, but it has something to do with an “Ultrasonic Nano Mist combined with pure 24 Karat Gold.”

She’s practically hairless.
Kim fully admits that she is “obsessed with laser hair removal.” She lasers her forehead, her neck, she’s been getting regular eyebrow and bikini waxes since she was 12...nope, nothing normal about that.

She learns from the best?
Kim’s always up for learning new beauty techniques, and apparently she had a lot to learn from nonagenarian Betty White. Good thing Kim loves a classic look!