Bruce Jenner had it right when he said this about his wife, Kris: “She’ll fight over anything.”

That choice quote comes from a new video clip of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, in which this ever-bickering couple reaches new heights of ridiculous.

The whole family is gathered around to watch the clip of Bruce and Kris fighting, and Bruce speaks in their defense before the footage is rolled. “You young people have your young problems,” he says to the kids. “Tthere’s more mature problems down the line.” So was this fight over a "mature" problem? Not so much.

It was about an inflatable swan.

Yes, really. In the video, Kris comes out to the pool asking about her swan. Bruce’s response: “The big white one? It’s dead.” He’s making a joke, of course, but Kris isn’t having it! “I checked it this morning, the swan was fine!” she said.

Bruce tells her the swan was only half full of air, Kris says she can patch it. Bruce tells her “it’s gone, it’s dead, it’s buried!” and to buy another one online. No way. “That was a great swan, that was my swan!” Kris shouted.

Their kids’ reaction is (understandably) full of confusion and rolled eyes.  

“Like, are you really fighting over a swan?” said Kim, while Khloe was impressed by her mom’s ability to make everything about her. “Wow, the swan — my, my, my, my, me, me, me!” she said.

In their defense, Kim and Khloe said they see a lot of their own relationship in Bruce and Kris’s. “We love each other now, but you never know what’s going to happen in a few minutes,” said Khloe.  

Let’s cut them a little slack, shall we? Kris and Bruce have been married for over 20 years, the last 6 of which have been as reality TV stars, and they have a total of 10 children between them. If all they’re fighting about is inflatable swans, we’d say that’s pretty damn good.

Source: E! Online