Last week, Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner announced her new gig as the leading spokeswoman for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils, a brand of oils which claims to "help women get in the mood and ready for romance in minutes."
Sure, it sounds a little funny, but we must admit business-savvy Mama J has quite the impressive testimonial up on Zestra’s official website. “You can't always plan a romantic dinner or wait for a vacation to have amazing sex, so you have to take advantage of those moments of mutual intimacy," Jenner explains. "For me, [Zestra provides] instant gratification. In a busy, complicated, hectic life, you can still fit in the time for sex, and you know it's going to be enjoyable."
According to the E! star, Zestra can "add a little excitement" in the bedroom. She continues: "Relationships have ebbs and flows and ups and downs that you just have to go with. You have to find simple ways to spice it up – to keep feeding the fire and keep monotony out of monogamy. All of us have those moments when we look at our partner and think to ourselves, 'Seriously? Not you again.' And, then other times, they are the cutest thing in the world. Try something new and keep an open mind." And for someone who has been married to former Olympian Bruce Jenner over 21 years, we believe she knows what she’s talking about.
Although Mama J didn’t leave much to the imagination in her testimonial, we do have one lingering question: Do the oils really work? Zestra only holds a two-star rating on Amazon, and one of the reviewers said it smelled like “bacon grease,” but, the product is still relatively new and there are only four customer reviews total. Either way, we’re advocates that you shouldn’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. Or in this case, until you’ve knocked boots!
Source: Us Weekly, NY Daily News, Zestra, Amazon