Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, Episode 10 took the gang to London and Boston, and both groups were travelling with difficult daddies (that’d be Bruce Jenner and Scott Disick). Needless to say, most of the action revolved around these two temperamental gents, and there were a lot of quotables coming from their direction.

Here are our 15 favorite quotes from the episode!

Leavin’ on a Jet Plane
Scott: Once I get out of those doors, it’s beast mode.
Kourtney: Alright, live it up party boy.
Scott: Want to come with me and I’ll pack you?
Kourtney: Totally babe.

Fleeing the Nest
Kris (to Kendall and Kylie, about moving out): Can you guys not get so excited about leaving me?

Following the Pack
Khloe (to Kris): I don’t really get options in my life. I’m just told and instructed what time to be there and I have to do it.

Scott Wants Some R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Scott (to Rob, about the crowd for the Queen’s Jubilee): I’m sick of nightclub appearance with hundreds of people, I wanna be saluted like this.

Royalty in the Family
Jonathan: Kim is the royal highn*ss so you already have a royal in the family.
Scott: She’s a royal pain in the *ss.

Cash Money Gets it Done-y
Scott: I know in L.A. you can, like, buy your way into fame. You gotta, like, buy your way into royalty while you’re here.

Dinnerware, Meet Eyeball
Kris (to Bruce, as they get ready to leave for Boston): If you say let’s go one more time I’m gonna stab myself in the eye with a fork.

Travel Faux Pas
Bruce (to Kris): Khloe did the cardinal sin. She’s gotta check a bag for one night.

Mr. Perky
Kris (about Bruce): People think that Bruce is this really mellow guy but that’s only because he’s never around. But the truth is he’s MIA 24/7… he’s doing things that are very singular. He’s doing things on his own terms, and no one but me gets to see this side of him.

Dressing the Part
Scott (about wearing a regal robe): I actually feel like a gentleman.
Store Salesman: Well you are.
Scott: Well some might feel different.

Be Nicer, Mom
Khloe (about Kris’s claim that Bruce is difficult to deal with): If you were to respond a little kinder, especially around people, it might make them see your point easier.
Kris: Okay so I’ll try to be nicer and you’ll see what happens.

Jumping the Gun
Kris (to Bruce, when he starts to get on Kris and Khloe’s case about getting to their event on time): Okay so you’re going to start an hour ahead of time to annoy us?

The Tootsie Pop Song, Like You’ve Never Heard
Khloe’s Hairstylist: How many licks does it take …
Khloe: … to get to the center of Miss Jenner!

Lord of Something
Scott: I’m like a Lord of something. I just don’t know what. I’m trying to figure it out …
Kim: Douche Lord.

Back in L.A. and Back in His Place
Kourtney (to Lord Scott): Alright, I’m the queen of this house, so why don’t you get me some grapes and I’ll have a coconut water.


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