Credit: Anders Overgaard and Timothy White/E! Entertainment © NBCUniversal, Inc. Photo: Scott Disick in Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7

It’s good to be king — or, in the case of Scott Disick, it’s good to be “Lord.” So what does a typical day look like for Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend and baby daddy? (and what, exactly, does he do for a living?)

We’re still not totally sure how Scott makes his money, but thanks to a new piece in Haute Living, we do have a good idea of what Scott does all day, and we gotta say it sounds like the life. For starters, Scott gets up at 10 am. Must be nice!

It’s hard work looking that good, so Scott spends two hours getting dressed in the morning. This entails showering, shaving, moisturizing with $275 dollar skin cream, and picking out the perfect outfit. They say clothes make the man, but Scott feels it’s the perfect wristwatch that makes a power outfit complete.

“If the day is professional and I know I have important meetings or am closing a business deal, I will wear what feels to be the most successful of my watches: a Patek Philippe. If my day seems more relaxed I will just wear a Rolex. If I know I have an event to go to and I want to be a little flashy I will wear one of my completely flawless diamond Jacob and Co. watches.” He’ll just wear a Rolex? I guess Rolex’s are casual when you’re a Lord!

After all that, Scott is almost ready for his work day — so to speak — to begin. But first, he has to pick out the perfect car for the day. 

Since it apparently takes Scott an hour to pick out his watch and car for the day, his actual work day begins at 1. 

“The truth is I work in various industries. I have done a lot of private label manufacturing in the nutrition biz and have raised money for startup companies. I tend to invest money into nightlife businesses [owned by] friends of mine that are involved in nightclubs and what not.”

Does that clear it up for you? We’re still not too clear on what he does, but whatever it is, he’s always sure to be home for dinner with the family by 7. After some me time researching new ways to spend his money, Scott likes to end his day with a few reruns of Seinfeld.

So, there you have it — a day in the life of Scott Disick. We don’t know about you guys, but we’re positively exhausted just thinking of it! 

Source: Haute Living