With momager Kris Jenner and Rob Kardashian making cameos on last night’s Khloe & Lamar Season 2, Episode 10, we knew we were in for some linguistic comedy. What can we say? Those K-dashes are a clever bunch! Without further ado, here they are — the best of the best from last night’s episode.
10. Except, Not
Khloe (about reuniting with Lamar and Rob): We’re like Larry, Moe, and Curly.
9. A Dangerous Combination
Khloe: I just need furniture. And, like, a shot of Patron or something.
8. How Cute... We Think
Khloe: Lamar and Rob are two peas in a bromance pod.
7. Lamar Opens Up About His (Unusual) Hobbies
Lamar: I was watching a special on hairy nipples.
6. More Importantly, Did He Want to Know?
Rob (to Lamar): Did you know that I had a wet dream about you?
5. They Don’t Teach that in Geography Class
Rob: I’ve never been to Dallas. I hear everything’s bigger. Hair, boobs, all that.
4. You Can Say That Again
Lamar: My bro is in the bed with us — which is a little weird — but I’m happy to see him.
3. So That’s Whose Idea That Was!
Khloe (to Rob): You’ll get Botox again like Kim convinced you to last time.
2. In Business, Kris Jenner Takes No Prisoners
Khloe: You’re only his manager by marriage.
1. You’re Not the Only One
Khloe (about Kris): The woman freaks me out.