full size Kourtney and Kim Kardashian Pose Outside The Late Show Studio on January 18, 2011
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Kourtney and Kim Kardashian Pose Outside The Late Show Studio on January 18, 2011

It was definitely a challenge to narrow down this list of brilliant quotes from KKTNY Episode 1 — almost every one was a keeper. But we did manage to rank our favorites below. ‘Boning’ wins the most popular word award — both Scott and Kim used it liberally. Classy!

10. Stating the obvious

Kourtney (to Kim): You’re just being a drama queen like you always are.

9. Will his work ever be done?

Scott: My life is definitely a work in progress.

8. Jumping the gun alert

Michael Copon (to Kim): We can watch [Serendipity] together.
Kim (to Michael): Easy there.

7. Subtle bar etiquette

Kim (to her friend Carla): I don’t want [the guys] to see us talking about them. Let’s, like, laugh.

6. We’re baffled by this, too

Kim (about Carla): This is so embarrassing. She shouldn’t have to go get guys for me and bring them back to our table.

5. Serendipity foreplay

Kim (to Michael Copon): I don’t think you looked me in the eye when you said cheers. Do you know what that means? [Seven years] of bad sex.

4. Manhattan acrobatics

Scott, to Kim, as he fondles Kourtney: Have you seen the counter clockwise boob swirl? It’s a New York thing.

3. Horndog alert

Kourtney (to Scott): First of all, you’re wearing a half summer/half winter outfit.
Scott: I’ve got half hard, half soft ready for you.

2. Scott and Kim practice for Kim’s phone call to Michael Copon

Scott (to Kim): I’ve been waiting for your call. I’m actually a little boned up as we speak. I actually did notice your butt has tightened up.

1. Kim has a deep revelation

Kim: I could be like boning a white guy in the middle of the street and no one will even look. They won’t take a picture, they won’t say anything, nothing.