This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians had pretty much the whole gang — even little Mason — chipping in some funnies. To celebrate we compiled a dozen of the strangest, funniest, and zingiest quotes of Season 7, Episode 4. Enjoy!

The girls sure do love their balls
Kris: I think we need a can of balls, cause you always need to have fresh balls… honey, anytime there are balls involved, it’s my kind of game.
Kim: That’s what I say.

Observant big brother-to-be
Mason: Grandmama’s funny.

TMI?!
Kourtney (to Rob, on the phone): Do you wanna hear Mom have sex?

Call her out, Bruce. No excuse!
Bruce (to Kris): Hold it, hold it, hold it… Our whole family on this side is a business.

Too. Much. Information.
Bruce (to his daughters): She doesn’t make that much noise in the bedroom, I guarantee ya.

Look who’s talking!
Kris (to Bruce, about son Brandon): Why are you up his ass and in his business like this?

The world’s most un-sexy bubble bath
Scott (to Kourtney): Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

No King of the World
Scott: Why don’t we have the chemistry that Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic?
Kourtney: Yeah.
Scott: I’ll tell you one reason: ‘cause we’re not in a movie!

Kris admits defeat
Kris: I gotta hand it to [Bruce]. He kind of took a page out of my book.

No game
Kourtney: I once found Scott to be charming, but while I’m pregnant I don’t at all.

Depressing speech, pop
Scott (to Bruce): Let me just stop you there and say for a motivational speaker, you make life sound like sh*t … You really make me want to go to Kmart and get a gun.

Last-ditch effort
Scott: If this doesn’t work, I’m hanging up the old tool belt, no pun intended.


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