Things got real for Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom in the Season 2 finale of Khloe & Lamar. But even in the thick of DNA testing pressures and emotional turmoil, the gang managed to slip out a few super quirky tidbits. Here are the top five funny quotes from last night’s finale.

5. Pet envy
Khloe: So do you think I should get a peacock?
Malika: First it was a dog, then it was a lamb…
Khloe: I’m still waiting on my brown lamb. Oh my god, maybe in Texas I can find one.

4. Sisterly love
Khloe (to Kourtney): No matter what, you’re still my twin soul and little polly pocket.
3. Sticking it, um, to the rumor mill
Kourtney:  Don’t you just want to stick a fat pole up these people’s a**es by getting a test and showing them?

2. Mamarazzi
Khloe: I just don’t want to be sucked into the Kris Jenner crazy train.

1. From here to eternity:
Lamar (to Khloe): Me and you ‘til the motherf**king end, Sugar Plum!

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