Credit: Valerie Macon/Getty Images Entertainment Photo: Kim Kardashian Flashes a Coy Smile on February 25, 2011

Episode 7 was chock full of ridic moments — most of them revolving around Marco, Kim Kardashian’s new metrosexual shopping buddy. Here are the top five ridic moments from the show:

5. Kim assumes Marco is gay because he’s into fashion.

Kim obviously has very poor gaydar! And what century is she living in, anyway? Can’t straight men be into fashion? She didn’t consider that Marco could be metrosexual — described by Wikipedia as a combination of the words metropolitan and heterosexual: “coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who displays behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men (such as a strong concern for his appearance), although he is not homosexual.” Sounds pretty on target to us!

4. Marco reveals that he’s straight.

After Kim introduces Marco to her friend Rob, it dawns on Marco that it’s a set-up. So he takes Kim aside and reveals that he’s not gay. We give Marco props for handling such a delicate situation with such grace and politeness! After all, he was basically “outed” on television — and he’s not even gay! Hope that didn’t screw up his dating life too much!

3. Kourtney conceals Marco’s ‘secret’ from Kim for way too long.

Okay, there’s a joke that went a wee bit too far. Kourtney knew that Kim was setting Marco up with Rob, and we think the fact that she didn’t come clean that Marco is straight was just plain mean! (But kind of funny anyway.)

2. Scott adjusts his manhood on a busy street in broad daylight.

Scott and Kourtney are leaving the hotel and Scott reaches down and rearranges his package. Kourtney reprimands him for being indiscreet; Scott doesn’t seem to care. He proceeds to tell her that his package was being obstructed by the seam in his pants. We say TMI!

1. Kourtney wipes pee on Scott’s face

Okay, what? This was totally nasty and uncalled for. Even if Scott did leave the toilet seat up and Kourt fell in! Unequal payback! There’s only one grosser thing Kourtney could have done …. thank god she didn’t go there!