Credit: Splash News Photo: Kim Kardashian Looks Distraught in Security Line at LAX on October 31, 2011

Part one of the Kourtney & Kim Take New York season finale centered on Kim’s meeting with a well-known medium and her, well, not meeting with her sister-in-law, Kaela. Oops! Priority fail! On the bright side, the drama proved perfect fodder for some side-splitting wisecracks, so all was not lost. Here are the most LOL-worthy lines from Kourtney and Kim Take New York Season 2, Episode 9:

8. We guess that means normal people don’t get divorced after 72 days, either...
Kourtney (to Kim): I don’t think normal people hate the people that they’re with this much.

7. We see the logic
Kourtney: Oh, I didn’t see you sitting right there
Scott: Am I that nonexistent to you?
Kourtney: Oh yeah baby.
Scott: That’s exactly why we’re putting a portrait in the house then.

6. We have a feeling he says this a lot
Scott (to Kourtney): Don’t turn away from pleasure!

5. Priorities
Kourtney (to Scott): You’ll spend $800 on a towel but won’t spend $30 on a mani/pedi?

4. Is that any way to speak to your baby mama?
Scott: What do you want, devil woman?

3. The Kardashian Life
Kourtney: Wonderful day for a stroll in 7-inch heels.

2. Was that supposed to be nice?
Kris: I’m sure she doesn’t hate you, I’m sure she’s just over your “I’m too busy for everyone” attitude.

1. And now for something totally unexpected…
Kim: I don’t want to be married anymore.



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