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Thanks to new TLC show Starter Wives Confidential, it’s now public knowledge that Lamar Odom’s ex-fiancée Liza Morales hasn’t had sex since she and Lamar (now Mr. Khloe Kardashian) split four years ago. That won’t be the case for long, if co-star Monica Joseph-Taylor has her way.

“I am determined to get this girl laid,” Monica said on the Starter Wives premiere, and she knows just who the lucky guy should be: Kim Kardashian’s ex, Kris Humphries!

“Liza’s ex is married to a Kardashian, and Kris’ ex is a Kardashian,” she said. “Match made in heaven!”

Yep, can’t argue with that logic! Apparently Monica got the idea when Liza mentioned having seen Kris on the street, because he lives in her neighborhood. But Liza doesn’t think it’s such a great idea.

”He's not my type," she said. “Why the hell would I want to date Lamar's sister-in-law's sloppy seconds of like 72 minutes?”

First of all, Liza — we think you mean 72 days, which is how long Kim and Kris were married before she filed for divorce. Not that it makes much difference, because Liza made her feelings perfectly clear:

“I will not be humping the Hump any time soon.”