This week’s eppy of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was light and fun – and, consequently, hilarious. Let’s peep this week’s 10 most ridiculous quotes from KUWTK.
10. We wouldn’t go that far.
Kris: [Kardashians] is like a brand. It’s like the Kennedys!
9. We just threw up a little.
Scott: Hey Bruce, whaddya say next week we go to the doctor and get X-rays of our balls and put ‘em on our blog?
8. That’s how we do it in the 21st century.
Khloe: What’s redonkulous is that if you don’t do this, Kourtney and I are gonna Twitter blast your ass.
7. Are we talking about the same woman?
Kim (about Kris’ name change) : I think it’s so disrespectful and so rude and I can’t even believe that a thought like that would come to her brain.
6. ‘Cause that happens.
Kim: What would I do? ‘Sorry, my a**hole hurts will you please take an X-ray?’
Khloe: Yeah! Maybe you cracked your a**hole!
5. Whatever she’s on, we want some.
Kourtney: Zebras live in a land with rainbow-colored trees.
4. Sounds like a personal problem.
Trainer: Feel how your abs and your glutes work?
Kourtney: Yeah. And my vagina.
3. That’s not an innuendo.
Khloe (while playing golf with Bruce): I’d maybe hit it better if they were black balls.
2. You can say that again.
Reporter (to Kris): So how do you keep your sanity with all these busy careers of your daughters and yourself?
Kris: I don’t.
1.That’s what he said.
Khloe (on Kim’s behind): I bet your butt would suck the hot dog up so fast.