Round One: Kim, Kourtney, Khloe
We love all these ladies equally, so this one is rough! Of course, we love them all for very different reasons. Kim can crack us up and is such an awesome businesswoman, but her penchant for spying makes us a little nervous. Kourtney is such an awesome mom and would kick our greasy-food-loving butts into shape. But come on, Khloe’s just so much fun! That goes a looong way.
Verdict: Screw Kim. Kill Kourtney. Marry Khloe.