Kate Hudson\'s Brother Pokes Fun at Actress\'s Rumored Romance With Brad Pitt
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Kate Hudson’s Brother Pokes Fun at Actress’s Rumored Romance With Brad Pitt

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Don't come between two celebrity siblings. 

After rumors began flying that Kate Hudson had struck up a romance with Brad Pitt, the actress's older brother Oliver Hudson defended his younger sister in the only way older bros know how — by making a joke about it. 

The fellow actor posted a photo on Instagram of Kate and Brad on the cover of Star magazine with the headline, "It's Getting Serious, Brad Moves In!"

Naturally, the Nashville star took the opportunity to imagine what would actually happen if the A-lister moved in with his sister.

"Yeah and it's been hell!! He's messy as s--t! He drinks out of the f---ing carton and leaves the door open when he's taking a dump!! And this is when he's at MY house!!!" he joked in the caption. 

The country crooner continued to pan about how the "Fight Club" actor was driving a wedge between his family by kidnapping his children and seducing his mom Goldie Hawn.

"He's already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won't speak to me.." the actor joked. 

Oliver continued, "He insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.. my mom's overtly flirting with him!"

The Scream Queens actor also joked that his mother has been wearing skimpy nighties around the house at all times of the day to seduce the "Troy" star. 

"Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm! And Pa just keeps saying 'All right!! It's Brad Pitt!!'" he captioned.

 

He ended his comedic rant by telling Brad – who is currently embroiled in a divorce and custody battle with Angelina Jolie – that the two men will "smoke one more bowl" together and then "it's time to move out." Oliver also joked that he found Brad's medical bracelet and will return it to him eventually. 

This isn't the first time the Hudson family has laughed off rumors of Kate and Brad's romance. When asked by The Sun earlier this week if Goldie was "ready to have Brad as a son-in-law," the Oscar-winning actress cracked up and responded, "You did make me laugh."

Though Kate has yet to comment on the rumors, we think the Hudson family's jokes are confirmation enough that there's nothing going on between these two A-listers.