Kim Kardashian’s body has been called a great number of things, from Venus-like to paid for, but having her looks equated with those of a short, hairy Tolkien character has to be a first for the reality star.
On last night’s episode of South Park, Kim got a royal send-up from the show’s creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who brutally roasted the reality queen in a segment on their animated hit.
When Butters reveals to Wendy that he doesn’t want to date her because he’s holding out for a more Kardashianesque woman, the rebuffed girl replies, “Kim Kardashian is a short, overweight woman who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves!”
To add a sour cherry to her proverbial sundae of cruelty, she adds, "In real life, Kim Kardashian has the body of a hobbit."
In the episode, even Kanye, who has been the butt of plenty of the show’s jokes in the past, gets confused about his fiancée’s human or hobbit status. “Yes, Kim is heavier than her pictures show her to be,” he tells the group of children. “Yes, Kim gets the hair lasered off her body. Yes, she has a friend named Gandalf … B—ch, how you not the hobbit again?”
While Trey and Matt’s episode may have hit a bit close to home for the new mom, who has admitted to being sensitive about weight criticism in the past, it looks as though she’s already mounted the best defense against their bullying by continuing to look great.