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As we all know, Kanye West is a genius and his oozing creative juices just exploded all over an innocent Hermes Birkin bag. Apparently, Kanye wanted to treat his baby mama, Kim Kardashian, to a super-special Kardashian Kristmas, and chose to defile an innocent leather satchel with some original art.

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Behold, Kim's gift — a one-of-a-kind brown Birkin adorned with some frolicking nude monsters painted by contemporary artist George Condo. No words to describe this flawless creation, which we can only assume is a portrait of the Kardashian family (the green alien is a dead-ringer for Kris Jenner).

Kim shared a photo of her gift on Instagram, writing, "#HandPaintedGeorgeCondo #HermesBirkin #OneofOne #ChristmasPresentFromYeezy," and then stepped out with the bag during a shopping excursion in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles on December 26.

We just can't even handle how perfect this art-bag is, not to mention how much it must be worth. Hermes Birkins can cost upwards of $16,000, while Condo's paintings have been known to sell for over a million. So yeah, Kanye sure knows how to treat his lady!

We look forward to watching Kim carry this creation around for the entirety of 2014. Who needs Celine when you have a cross-eyed naked lady with buckteeth as an accessory?

Sources: Kim Kardashian on InstagramThe Daily Mail