This week we got not one but two episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians — Season 7, Episodes 2 and 3 — and both were filled with fun little anecdotes from the gang. Here are our 10 favorite quotes from this week’s episodes!
Season 7, Episode 2: “The Momager”
Kourtney (to Kris, about her chef): Did you bone him in the bathroom? It's not like it'd be such a shock.
Do Hate the Player
Kourtney (to Kris): You have no shame in your game.
Kim: Mr. Olympics can hurtle his way home. He can javelin, sprint, whatever.
Kourtney (to Khloe): You are like the one person who does not annoy me or get on my nerves.
Too Many Disicks?
Scott (to Kourtney): If you keep popping these kids out like Tic Tacs, I've got a whole family to feed.
Season 7, Episode 3: “Everybody’s Wiggin’ Out”
Life on Auto-tune
Kris (to Babyface): I wish you could auto-tune my whole life.
Momager Gone Wild
Scott (about Kris): This broad is out of her mind, and I'm worried.
Scott (to Kourtney): This family really is going downhill quick... that's not normal behavior.
Settle down, Kris!
Kourtney (to Kris): You're lucky that we even want to spend time with you in your old age.
Kim Needs a Shrink
Kourtney (to Kris): I think we need to check Kim's mind into an institution.