The Kardashians

Last night’s Khloe and Lamar Season 2, Episode 1, “A Fine Bromance,” was so deliciously full of snappy one-liners, we had a hard time narrowing them down to just ten. What can we say? Those K-dashes are a clever bunch! Without further adieu, here they are – the best of the best from the Season 2 premiere:

10. Talk About Awkward
Khloe: What am I supposed to do, call the handyman and ask him to install a sex swing?

9. Khloe Has Never Heard of The Clash
Lamar: I wanna take you to the casbah.
Khloe: I don’t know what you mean whenever you say that.

8. Rob Just Can't Quit Lamar
Lamar: Even though I’m not there, like I’m there. I think he just wants me there, like, in the physical.

7. Communication Issues
Lamar (to Rob): Like, I only want to have sex from the back, and you want to have sex from the front? 

6. Drill, Baby, Drill
Khloe (while installing sex swing): Oh yeah. It’s getting tight. My glasses are fogging up too. That’s a good sign!

5. Our Thoughts Exactly
Khloe: This is like so much work to be a sexual person.

4. The Ultimate Sin
Lamar: I know he did not just hit me with the voicemail joint though.

3. College Girls are Easy
Lamar: I haven’t seen this many sex toys since college.
Khloe: Oh yeah. Want me to tickle you, big boy?

2. And You Make Up Words
Lamar (to Khloe, about Rob): You defend his bitchassness.

1. Lamar Wants a Sunday Kind of Love
Khloe: I thought all guys liked crazy stuff.
Lamar (to Khloe): You can do that with anybody, but can you just... chill?

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