Do Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Have a Sex Tape?
If you’ve ever wondered why the Kardashian family seems so comfortable talking about pretty much any subject, no matter how taboo, you may want to take a look at the weird, frisky, and downright gross behavior of the top tier of their family tree.
In a new clip promoting the upcoming season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, matriarch Kris Jenner dives headfirst into overshare territory when she reveals that she and hubby Bruce Jenner have followed Kim's lead by making their own sex tape.
Of course, this is a woman who has posed wearing nothing but an American flag on TV, dressed up a monkey and carried it around with her to satisfy her maternal urges, and pretended to drug her own son with boner pills, so there’s very little she could do that would surprise us anymore.
That said, once the announcement was made, rather than recoiling in horror, or excusing themselves to do some combination of crying and vomiting, good sports Kourtney Kardashian and baby daddy Scott Disick thought it would be a really fun time to recreate the sex tape by dressing up as Bruce and Kris — wigs, oversized wine glasses, and all — and filming it.
What the show lacks in overall subtlety, it makes up for with the stuff of pure Freudian nightmares.
Other highlights from the show include Khloe having a hard time remembering her childhood, because the family found her under a cabbage patch and just hasn’t had the heart to tell her yet, Kendall falling off a paddleboard and realizing that everyone in her family is too busy filming a sex tape to help her as she battles alone against the raging ocean, and their dog finally turning into the magical unicorn he was always meant to be.