For those of you who have followed Kristen Doute’s emotional roller coaster ride of a relationship with Tom Sandoval over the past two seasons of Vanderpump Rules, you’re in luck! The brunette bombshell just revealed to Bravo that she’s spending her free time by working on a memoir. And with a title like Smeared Eyeliner and Broken Bank Accounts: a Surreal Life, we can only expect it’s about tears and Tom Sandoval — two things that usually go together.
“It’s a little bit about my life on the show, living in L.A. over the last six years, and what it’s like to be a transplant from the midwest,” Kristen told BravoTV.com. “It’s also about being in a relationship with [Tom] for six years. And all that chaos.”
Well, duh. Of course her book would be about Tom. The two have spent six years of their lives together and have definitely had their ups and downs along the way. That alone could inspire a tome of immense size, and if you add in her life at SUR and moving from Michigan to California, we’re expecting the next great American novel here.
“A lot has gotten done over the last few weeks,” Kristen continued. “I’ll give [Tom] props for giving me part of the title. It was just a random thing he said one day: Smeared Eyeliner and Broken Hearts. And it was like a lightbulb went off.”
How sweet that Tom helped her come up with a title for the book. From the way they acted during the first part of the Season 2 reunion on February 10, it’s hard to even picture them having a nice conversation, but hopefully the two have moved on from that and are at least friendly now.
Sounds like Kristen is pulling a Taylor Swift and writing about her heartbreak. At least her relationship lasted for more than a hot minute.
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