8 Completely Ridiculous Moments From \'Life of Kylie\' Season 1 (VIDEOS)

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8 Completely Ridiculous Moments From ‘Life of Kylie’ Season 1 (VIDEOS)

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8 Completely Ridiculous Moments From \'Life of Kylie\' Season 1 (VIDEOS)

Look, we like Kylie Jenner's Snapchats. We love her lip kits. We don't even mind her on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

But when you give the shallowest, least interesting member of that family her own series, it's just inevitable we're going to end up here: watching Kylie carry a baby alpaca into a sham Peruvian commitment ceremony.

That's just the latest in a string of moments over the course of this season that made us take back anything bad we said about another Kardashian/Jenner series. This is television's low point. Scroll through the gallery to see for yourself.

The Life of Kylie season finale airs Sunday, September 17 at 9 p.m. ET on E!.

8 Completely Ridiculous Moments From \'Life of Kylie\' Season 1 (VIDEOS)
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Kylie's makeup artist is upset his boyfriend can't come watch him put makeup on Kylie

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Kylie's makeup artist is upset his boyfriend can't come watch him put makeup on Kylie

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Wow, thank god the cameras were rolling for this high-drama situation.

We also love the part where Kylie's krew uses Kim's robbery as a convenient excuse for closing ranks.

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Kylie protects her brand from copycats despite the fact she is herself one

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Kylie protects her brand from copycats despite the fact she is herself one

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The Kylie Cosmetics CEO is concerned about counterfeit lip kits, which we find a little funny coming from the same person who violated several trademarks with their t-shirt line.

And that’s just the latest in a long string of instances of Kardashian kolonization.

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Kylie expresses ennui over the pressure of crazy hair

Kylie expresses ennui over the pressure of crazy hair

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She just wants to have long and black and pretty hair now, guys. Stop putting such lofty expectations on her.

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Kylie's confronts her biggest fear, which is... butterflies

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Kylie's confronts her biggest fear, which is... butterflies

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We know, you don't choose your phobias, they choose you. But you have to live a pretty charmed life if the most terrifying thing in it is a butterfly.

"If you cut the wings off, they're not that pretty," she muses. Well sure, who's cute after being dismembered? Also, shhhh. Stop talking.

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Kylie is also scared of her mom

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Kylie is also scared of her mom

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In this clip, Kylie is scared about asking her mom to pick her up... in Miami. On a private plane. On the way to Peru.

Guys, it's just like when you were afraid to ask your mom to pick you up from the mall! The stars really are just like us.

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Kylie balks at a Peruvian meal by begging for a plate of spaghetti

Kylie balks at a Peruvian meal by begging for a plate of spaghetti

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Listen, sometimes when you travel, you get presented with some weird food. But in most cultures it's pretty rude to turn your nose up at the cuisine.

Did we really need to document this display of hangry whining?

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Kylie and Jordan get "married' in a Peruvian commitment ceremony

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Kylie and Jordan get "married' in a Peruvian commitment ceremony

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This clip really crystallizes it all. Clearly, the best thing for E!, the Kardashians, and possibly the world, is for this to be the last episode ever of Kylie Jenner's vanity series.

As Kylie and her BFF Jordyn, surrounded by alpacas, stand before Kris Jenner and some friends, the man presiding over this cultural appropriation extravaganza announces the ceremony as a marriage.

A worried Kris whispers, "Do we need to get this annulled after? There's no prenup."

This whole show needs to be annulled. Please take it back, E! We promise to pretend it never happened.

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Kylie and Jordyn fight because Jordyn needs more of a life of her own

Kylie and Jordyn fight because Jordyn needs more of a life of her own Credit: E! Entertainment

In this clip, which you can watch HERE, it seems as though Kylie and Jordyn are trying to make themselves look like relatable BFFs who fight — but TBH, no friends' fights are as ridiculous as this.

Jordyn tells Kylie she needs a little space and to live her own life because they're spending too much time together, at which point Ky responds that she doesn't want her to feel "forced" to hang out with her.

Can their friendship survive such devastation?! This cliffhanger is a killer.

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Kylie and Jordyn fight because Jordyn needs more of a life of her own

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In this clip, which you can watch HERE, it seems as though Kylie and Jordyn are trying to make themselves look like relatable BFFs who fight — but TBH, no friends' fights are as ridiculous as this.

Jordyn tells Kylie she needs a little space and to live her own life because they're spending too much time together, at which point Ky responds that she doesn't want her to feel "forced" to hang out with her.

Can their friendship survive such devastation?! This cliffhanger is a killer.

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Look, we like Kylie Jenner's Snapchats. We love her lip kits. We don't even mind her on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

But when you give the shallowest, least interesting member of that family her own series, it's just inevitable we're going to end up here: watching Kylie carry a baby alpaca into a sham Peruvian commitment ceremony.

That's just the latest in a string of moments over the course of this season that made us take back anything bad we said about another Kardashian/Jenner series. This is television's low point. Scroll through the gallery to see for yourself.

The Life of Kylie season finale airs Sunday, September 17 at 9 p.m. ET on E!.