“Like, I’m Not Into Geography Anymore” Quotes from Jersey Shore Season 4, Episode 10
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“Like, I’m Not Into Geography Anymore” Quotes from Jersey Shore Season 4, Episode 10

Vinny took a trip to Jurassic Park! Snooki drank Tuscany dry! Jersey Shore Season 4, Episode 10 was chock full of oratory gems — so put on a clean T-shirt, slap on some fake tan, and check out our personal faves.

10. Jenni: "If you loved him, you wouldn't have done that with Vinny."
It only counts if she remembers it, though, right?

9. Mike, screaming at Snooki: "TALK TO ME FIRST! I'M ALWAYS NICE!"
Um, if you say so.

8. Vinny: "I'm seeing Sicily for the first time. It looks like Jurassic Park."
Well, maybe the blood-thirsty dinosaurs are why his family emigrated in the first place.

7. Pauly: "I hope your family likes me."
Vinny: "Oh, they will baby. Don't worry about it."
Pauly: "You might be moving too fast for me."
And this is why Pauly and Vin are our favorite Jersey Shore couple.

6. Snooki: "Cool. History. Boo! Like, you know. Like, I'm not into geography anymore. Give me f**king wine."
Snooki says "yes!", but her liver says "boo!"

5. Snooki: "When people function in the morning this early, this isn't real life to me. It's like a video game."
Those six mimosas probably aren't helping, dear.

4. Mike, to his friend The Unit: "Yo', remember when you were bangin' Snooki's friend Ryder?..."
Why, it sounds like the beginning of a fairytale, doesn't it?

3. Deena: "The boys are going to Sicily. So we decided we're going to Tuscany on a wine tour. We're gonna drink some wine, get some drunk."
Man, if Deena's English is this bad, imagine what her Italian sounds like.

2. Snooki: "I really, honestly thought we didn't have sex. Like, I blacked out a little bit. What're you gonna do?"
Survey says: check into rehab.

1. Pauly: "I've roomed with Vinny before. I know what it sounds like when he gets it in. I know what goes down. And, um, they got it in."
Informative. Totally weird and creepy, but informative.

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