Update (December 23, 2013):

A new TMZ report says the criminal investigation surrounding an attack on Barron Hilton has come to a halt because the hotel heir isn’t cooperating with the police.

“In fact, we’re told he hasn't even answered the phone,” reads the TMZ article. Now the Florida State Attorney's Office reportedly plans to shelve the case unless Barron cooperates. Merry Christmas, LiLo.

Original story (December 6, 2013):

It’s a friend of Paris Hilton’s, Brandon Davis, whom we have to thank for introducing the wider world to the term “firecrotch” way back in 2006.

Now, seven years later, it sounds as if Brandon’s muse the one and only Lindsay Lohan might have finally masterminded her revenge. But instead of making Brandon the target of her red-headed rage, LiLo siced her bodyguard on Paris’s baby brother, or so says Paris’s baby brother.

Barron Hilton was jumped and beaten this morning (December 6) and he’s pinning the whole thing on Lindsay, according to a TMZ report.

Both Barron and Lindsay were in Miami last night when the little Hilton attended a party hosted at the same mansion where Lindsay’s been staying. Sources tell TMZ that an unnamed partygoer accused Barron of talking trash about Lindsay and shortly thereafter the hotel heir was attacked.

The 24-year-old Hilton spoke with police afterwards and reportedly told them he may not know who beat him but Lindsay was to blame. Why? She supposedly approached Barron at the party and screamed “You talk s—t about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get” before, as TMZ puts it, “laughing and egging” on the attacker.

“We’re told Barron doesn’t know the identity of his attacker but is adamant Lindsay is the person behind the attack,” continues TMZ.

Lindsay hasn’t chimed in on the report but her dad, Michael, tells TMZ Lindsay left the party before anything nasty went down. Unfortunately, a new video proves Michael’s alibi for his daughter isn’t exactly watertight as a man TMZ identifies as Barron confronts a woman who looks to be Lindsay.

What do you think? Are you Team Lohan on this one or Team Hilton?

Sources: TMZTMZ


Elisabeth Kramer is an Assistant Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment and our resident Downton Abbey expert. Follow her on Twitter and Google+!