Despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan has confirmed that her leaked sex list is the real deal, one of her alleged hookup buddies has come forward to say he has no place on that list: James Franco. And while he’s tried and tried to shoot down rumors that he and Lindsay were ever a thing, he’s apparently pretty adamant that nobody believes what Lindsay is saying.

When the Spring Breakers star sat down with Howard Stern this week, he made a point to share all the sordid details of their not-hookup to clear the air about what really happened between him and Lindsay. And while he admitted he made out with her, he swears that’s all that happened — and even that, he said, was “lame.”

“I never had sex with Lindsay Lohan,” James said. “I will swear on my mother’s life that I never had sex with her.”

So what actually happened?

“We were at this hotel during a very dark period of her history … and it seemed pretty damn clear that she liked me,” James explained. “She’d come out to the pool area and find me. She even broke into my room one time … I open my eyes and there’s Lindsay in my room at 3 a.m.”

Creepy? Yes. Would also make an awesome movie? Double yes.

Someone else James never slept with: 17-year-old fan Lucy Clode, who James so famously pursued via Instagram.

 “I’m not going to high schools looking for dates,” James said. “I was just trying to meet someone … It’s just that my dirty sh—t gets put out internationally.”

Source: Howard Stern