The Bachelor Season 17 runner-up Lindsay Yenter is livin' the fab life. Not only is she head-over-heels for her boyfriend, Karl (that's right, Sean Lowe, there's a new set of pectorals in Lindsay's life), she has a fabulous job as a teacher in sunny California!
Or, at least it's fabulous most of the time. Apparently, Lindsay's slightly terrified of her boss, and took it to Twitter on July 16 to vent her frustration and share her desire to grow a bigger pair...
"Sometimes I wish a had bigger lady balls..." Lindsay tweeted. "And I wasn't so scared of my boss."
Right there with you, girl. We hope and pray that our own personal lady balls will someday grow to be the size of Sean Lowe's, if not bigger. Only then can we truly break the glass ceiling.
By the way, there's no need for Lindsay to be ashamed about the size of her female cojones. Her reaction to Sean's rejection on The Bachelor was priceless — not only did she stay strong, she took off her heels, which is tantamount to saying "I have zero effs to give."
Oh, and then Linds bounced back, found an even better boyfriend, and landed herself a swanky job! Now all she has to do is stand up to her boss and she'll be good to go.
Who run the world? Girls. And Lindsay. And Beyoncé.