Pretty Little Liars Live Recap: Season 4, Episode 1 — LiArs Unite!
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Pretty Little Liars Live Recap: Season 4, Episode 1 — LiArs Unite!

Cancel your Tuesday night plans, bitches. Pretty Little Liars is back! It’s been much too long since we’ve seen our beloved Little Liars, but tonight’s Season 4 premiere (“A is for A-l-i-v-e”) should give us enough thrills and chills to last all season long.

We know the Season 4 premiere takes place “seconds after” the Season 3 finale, with Spencer, Aria, Hanna, Emily, and Mona finding out what (or who!) was in Wilden’s trunk. We’re really hoping it’s not a dead body, but considering Troian Bellisario said “it’s pretty close to your worst nightmare,” what else could it possibly be? And if we had to guess, we’re going to go with Officer Wilden. Sorry buddy, but we think your time in Rosewood is up.

Either way, “A” isn’t the only thing on the girls’ minds as, “Aria struggles with seeing Ezra in the wake of their breakup, and Emily starts to make plans for life after high school.”

Of course, everything always comes back to “A” in some way, shape, or form because before the episodes ends, “a shocking discovery reverberates through Rosewood.” We wonder if it has anything to do with what’s in the trunk.

Here’s the official Season 4 premiere episode synopsis: The Liars are desperate to uncover what new scheme “A” has in store for them in the wake of the lodge fire, and have no choice but to turn to Mona for answers, now that she is also being targeted. Aria struggles with seeing Ezra in the wake of their breakup, and Emily starts to make plans for life after high school. Meanwhile, “A” sets Toby on a new path, what’s in the trunk is revealed, and a shocking discovery reverberates through Rosewood.

Now, this is a live blog, so if you want to join us in fan-girling all over the premiere’s many OMG moments, keep refreshing for the latest updates. Until the Season 4 premiere officially starts (at 8 p.m. ET on ABC Family!), here’s Pretty Little Liars, as told by six epic Mean Girls quotes.

8:02 -- Wait, so there's a DEAD PIG IN THE TRUNK? Does that mean Wilden is dead? Dead pig = dead cop, right?!

8:03 -- Did Mona just call Emily the weakest link? Doesn't she know that title belongs to Aria?

8:04 -- Hm, so Lucas was the one who gave Emily that massage? LUCAS WAS ON THE "A" TEAM?! And Mona doesn't know who pushed Ian off the bell tower.

8:05 -- Mona is on a mission to find Red Coat,

8:07 -- So it looks like Wilden IS dead after all. We wish we could say it was nice knowing you, Wilden, but it really wasn't.

8:09 -- Wait, so MELISSA was the Queen of Hearts?! And she was working with Wilden? Now we're confused.

8:11 -- What is this, Children of the Corn?! Creepy dolls and creepy kids? We draw the line, A.

8:15 -- First Spoby scene of Season 4! It looks like Spencer and Toby are on the hunt for clues about Red Coat at the scene of the "A" crime -- the lodge.

8:20 -- Mrs. DiLaurentis is back in Rosewood... and moving some of Ali's things beck into the house? Creepy. But does this remind anyone else of the scene in the pilot where Emily watches as Maya and her family put Ali's things on the curb?

8:26 -- Awkward Ezria scene alert! "This is new territory for us. What do I do? Do I say hi to you? Do I avoid you?"

8:27 -- Wilden was shot multiple times. Eek! Not a good way to go.

8:28 -- "Love the way that sounds. Are you calling yourself my boyfriend?" Aw, cute Spoby scene!

8:29 -- Looks like "A" has an unsettling message for Toby.

8:31 -- Hanna and Mona, together again! (Side note: Ashley Benson is rocking a wig in tonight's episode! She still looks fab, though.)

8:33 -- "I gave you a chance to be honest with me, and you chose to lie ... I know you're sleeping with your teacher! Ezra Fitz is going to prison." PSYCH. Don't worry, Ezria fans. It was all in Aria's head.

8:37 -- Paige got accepted to Stanford, and she wants Emily to move with her. Whoa. Paily, you're moving way too fast. Don't be like LC, Emily. GO TO PARIS.

8:40 -- Mona gave Hanna the only copy of the Wilden tape. We still don't trust you, Mona.

8:42 -- "Well, it seems like everyone who saw Ali the night she went missing is waking up dead." Jenna is SO insightful.

8:48 -- PLL + MS MR = So much win. "Hurricane" is perfect for this funeral scene.

8:49 -- So Spencer wants to look inside Wilden's casket because "closed caskets keep secrets." Eek! You can do this job solo, Spence.

8:51 -- So does "A" go by "Kisses" now? We dig it.

8:53 -- OH SNAP. Is Ashley Marin on the "A" Team? Was she the one responsible for Wilden's death? Or is "A" setting up Hanna's mom?

8:54 -- "Is that what this means? Is my mom 'A's' new target?" We don't like this one bit, Hanna.

8:55 -- Who is the mystery woman?

8:56 -- "I know what happened to your mom. Bring the lair and you'll know 2." Aw, Toby is crying. We can't handle this scene.

8:57 -- Ali and Toby were about to kiss?! SAY WHAT? Oh, hello Marion Cavanaugh.

8:57 -- Way to be a bitch, Ali.

8:58 -- Enter Sean Faris, aka the best part of this episode.

8:59 -- Hanna, Aria, Emily, and Spencer are like cop magnets.

8:59 -- "The truth won't set you free, bitches. I'm going to bury you with it."

9:00 -- So "A" has video of the Liars and Mona at the scene of the crime. Not good.

9:00 -- "A" has an ALI MASK. We just can't deal.

What did you think of the Season 4 premiere? Sound off in the comments!