8:01 — How fierce are these costumes? Hanna's boobs look ah-mazing.
8:02 — Aww, poor Emily. She's not ready to see Ali again. We, on the other hard, are SO ready!
8:02 — No one would ever get in that creepy
8:02 — "They're mushrooms! Aria, get a grip."
8:03 — Creepy twins in red coats alert!
8:04 — Um, creepy Ezra alert!
8:04 — So if Ali isn't dead, then does the PLL theme music still make sense?
8:05 — Back off, Miranda. Caleb is Hanna's!
8:05 — Curse you Caleb, and your stupid chivalry.
8:07 — The Liars are starting to get super paranoid.
8:07 — Looks like the Luke's twin Olivia does show up at the Founders Day celebration — but that's not Merritt Patterson. It's the actress who was originally cast in the role. Awkward.
8:08 — Why is she stealing food from this creepy stranger?! Does Miranda not use her brain?
8:09 — Convenient how they all got separated so quickly...
8:10 — "How could you lose both of them?" Good question, Spencer.
8:12 — Was that Ali?!
8:16 — Emily's boobs are out of control.
8:16 — In what world would this be a good plan? C'mon, girls.
8:17 — "Where's that wind coming from?" And of course the lights go out!
8:18 — Did Aria let go of Hanna on purpose?
8:18 — So glad Caleb and Miranda are bonding over their mutual uncle problems.
8:20 — How did Hanna get herself lost? And why is she still wearing that ridiculous hat?
8:21 — Ezra has to be in that gas mask. Who else could it be?
8:27 — Miranda is trying a little too hard to flirt with Caleb.
8:30 — Maybe Hanna should have called 911...
8:30 — WHAT WAS THAT? Was that a ghost? This is seriously the creepiest thing ever. Poor Hanna!
8:30 — Miranda to the rescue. Now, that's ironic.
8:31 — Emily is sort of useless right now.
8:32 — Ali is definitely alive! And "A" has her!
8:33 — Now where did Spencer go?!
8:37 — That awkward moment when Miranda met Hanna... she is so crushing on Caleb.
8:39 — OK, now we feel a little bit bad for Miranda. But she still hasn't told her she met Caleb on the bus, which is skeptical.
8:40 — Nope. Nope. Nope. This is way too scary. Someone is going to lose her head.
8:43 — So where is Ezra? Is he the one dragging Ali around the Collins house?
8:46 — Spencer is going to kick some "A" butt right now.
8:47 — "A" better not touch a hair on Spencer's pretty little head.
8:47 — What kind of game is "A" playing right now?
8:49 — Miranda, meet dead Miranda.
8:50 — Did Grunwald lure the Liars to that room?
8:53 — "One of you has been touched by the one Alison fears the most." Could you be a bit more precise, Grunwald?
8:54 — Obviously, she was talking about Ezra... or Wren... or Toby.
8:54 — "And you're looking at me because I'm gay?"
8:55 — Nooooo, Hanna, just let Miranda go.
8:56 — Why is Caleb such a good guy?
8:56 — "Find me when you get home." Stop it. So many Haleb feelings.
8:57 — What are you doing, Ezra? You're not fooling anyone (except Aria).
8:58 — You guys, ALI IS ALIVE.
8:59 — "Did you miss me?"
9:00 — "Remember what I told you at the hospital Hanna..."
9:00 — In case you were wondering, here's what Ali told Hanna at the hospital: "Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I am."
9:01 — WHERE IS ALI?
Catch the Pretty Little Liars Season 4B premiere on Tuesday, January 7, 2013 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC Family!
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