Credit: Mackenzie Douthit on Instagram

So, apparently fans of Teen Mom 3 seem to think that Josh McKee looks — to quote Barbara Evans — HIGH, HIGH, HIGH. There's no doubt that Mackenzie Douthit's husband often has an adorably glassy-eyed quality about him (bless his heart), but no: Dude is not hopped up on happy pills.

In fact, Mackenzie took to Twitter to set the record straight about her man's rumored drug use. "Everyone always says josh looks high in pics," she tweeted. "Trust me ladies and gents the day my husband does drugs you’ll know cause he'll be a single man."


Well, that settles that! Josh better not so much as look at one of Jenelle Evans’s bongs of yesteryear, or he could be livin' la vida lonely!

And let's be real, considering that Mackenzie and Josh are in a committed relationship with The Man Upstairs, we'd be shocked to find out that either one of them was doing drugs or even drinking, for that matter.

Need we remind you of how strongly Mackenzie and Josh feel about Satan trying to get in between their relationship? In the words of Josh himself, "We shall defeat him baby." Real talk.

Do you think Josh would ever do drugs? Sound off in the comments below!